Monday, June 12, 2006
Schlattman's in Ireland
Hey fam,
The 5 Schlattman's just got back from their first trip to Ireland. I'm posting a lot of really cool pictures at http://www.flickr.com/photos/eedanjo/
Just click on the photoset labeled IRELAND on the right and then click 'view as slideshow'
Check them out if you have the time. We will have plenty of stories for those who want to listen.
The 5 Schlattman's just got back from their first trip to Ireland. I'm posting a lot of really cool pictures at http://www.flickr.com/photos/eedanjo/
Just click on the photoset labeled IRELAND on the right and then click 'view as slideshow'
Check them out if you have the time. We will have plenty of stories for those who want to listen.
Friday, June 09, 2006
90 pages
REMINDER: for those of you who want to participate in the first Family Bookclub meeting, our book is Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote. And I believe the meeting date will be Sunday, June 25th at Creve Couer park, time TBD.
and don't pull a George Castanza on us...we'll figure it out :)
Episode no. 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994)
Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002.
Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym
Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Larry David.
Opening scene - Jerry and George in a furniture store. Jerry is shopping for a new couch.
JERRY: So, she got you to join a book club?
GEORGE: I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon.
JERRY: Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence. Hey, what about this one?
GEORGE: Nah, I don't like that one.
JERRY: So, what's your first book?
GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." 90 pages.
JERRY: It's kinda old, isn't it?
GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book.
JERRY (standing): Oh, sure...Truman Capote.
GEORGE: He's a great writer.
JERRY: Oh, yeah.
GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him?
JERRY: No. You?
GEORGE: Nah.
JERRY (sees a white couch by the wall): Oh, what about this one? Look at this, this is it! This is what I'm looking for. Oh, yeah!
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New scene - Jerry and George in a booth at the coffee shop.
JERRY: Well, you should have seen it. It was quite a scene over there.
GEORGE: I'm sorry I missed it.
JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. So, how's the book coming? I say, how's the book comin'?
GEORGE: Oh...pretty good.
JERRY: So, what's it about?
GEORGE: Well, it's about Holly Go-Lightly.
JERRY: Holly Go-Lightly.
GEORGE: Yeah, she's quite a character.
JERRY: Yes, you haven't read a page, have you?
GEORGE: No.
JERRY: Big surprise.
GEORGE: I couldn't. You know, if it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate.
JERRY: You're not very bright, are you?
GEORGE: No, I'm not. I would like to be, but I'm not. What am I gonna do? The book club meets in a few days.
JERRY: Why don't you rent the movie?
GEORGE: 'Why don't I rent the movie.' See, this is when I like you. Alright, now I'm relieved.
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New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's.
MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence.
GEORGE: Well, not really. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. I mean, Fred.
MARIE: George...Fred's gay.
End of episode.
and don't pull a George Castanza on us...we'll figure it out :)
Episode no. 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994)
Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002.
Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym
Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Larry David.
Opening scene - Jerry and George in a furniture store. Jerry is shopping for a new couch.
JERRY: So, she got you to join a book club?
GEORGE: I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon.
JERRY: Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence. Hey, what about this one?
GEORGE: Nah, I don't like that one.
JERRY: So, what's your first book?
GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." 90 pages.
JERRY: It's kinda old, isn't it?
GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book.
JERRY (standing): Oh, sure...Truman Capote.
GEORGE: He's a great writer.
JERRY: Oh, yeah.
GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him?
JERRY: No. You?
GEORGE: Nah.
JERRY (sees a white couch by the wall): Oh, what about this one? Look at this, this is it! This is what I'm looking for. Oh, yeah!
.
.
.
New scene - Jerry and George in a booth at the coffee shop.
JERRY: Well, you should have seen it. It was quite a scene over there.
GEORGE: I'm sorry I missed it.
JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. So, how's the book coming? I say, how's the book comin'?
GEORGE: Oh...pretty good.
JERRY: So, what's it about?
GEORGE: Well, it's about Holly Go-Lightly.
JERRY: Holly Go-Lightly.
GEORGE: Yeah, she's quite a character.
JERRY: Yes, you haven't read a page, have you?
GEORGE: No.
JERRY: Big surprise.
GEORGE: I couldn't. You know, if it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate.
JERRY: You're not very bright, are you?
GEORGE: No, I'm not. I would like to be, but I'm not. What am I gonna do? The book club meets in a few days.
JERRY: Why don't you rent the movie?
GEORGE: 'Why don't I rent the movie.' See, this is when I like you. Alright, now I'm relieved.
.
.
.
New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's.
MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence.
GEORGE: Well, not really. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. I mean, Fred.
MARIE: George...Fred's gay.
End of episode.
